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It's Not My Fault Because... by Matt Rissinger & Philip Yates & Jeff Sinclair
The Kids' Book of Excuses
Excuses, excuses! But, do you need some good ones? Of course you do - everyone does sometimes! And, the wilder and wackier the better. After all, why stick to reality when a wisecrack can make them laugh? Who invented excuses? The Day's First Rude Responses; Classroom Capers, What's Eating You? Teacher Features; Getting Nosy...; What Are You Doing? What Have You Got There? You're Driving Me Crazy; So, next time an adult sees you snacking on sweets and says "Are you eating junk food?", you smile innocently and say "You mean sugar, salt chocolate and crisps aren't the four main food groups?" If someone asks "Is that a birthmark?", you explain "No, it's a barcode, I'm on sale this week for 2.95!" Why bore people with the truth when a clever excuse will showcase your superior brain! Fully illustrated: cartoon animals by Jeff Sinclair make every excuse even funnier. |
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| Author(s) : Philip Yates & Jeff Sinclair | Format : Paperback Book |
| ISBN-10 : 0806945613 | ISBN-13 : 9780806945613 |
| RRP : £3.99 | Best available price : £ / $ |
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Product Details:
Country Publication : United States
Publication Date : 17/10/2002
Publisher : Sterling Juvenile,US
Page Length : 96mm
Page Size : 209mm